You absolute buffoon, you think I’m actually tik tok famous? You believe I, a faithful redditor, would ever get a monstrosity of an app like tik tok? Well hear this you biggot faced dolphin soap eater: I. WILL. NEVER. INSTALL. TIK. TOK. FOR. AS. LONG. AS. I. LIVE. And if you doubt me, I *will* hunt you down and create a necklace made of your teeth, and send it to your mother.