Gamers are the most oppressed. We live in a society which forces us to play as women or a minority. I mean, video games are an escape from reality. Why should I be reminded of the harsh reality that is our world by playing as a woman or an lgbt person? Everyday several gamers are oppressed by companies for saying ethnic slurs. I ask you, is this equality? Is this fair to us gamers, who has never felt the warmth of another woman? Is this the world that the SJW want? That is why, we the gamers, are going to revolt against our oppressors. Gamers, dust off your Cheetos, chug some Mountain Dew and gather your body pillows! We are going to fight for our right to play as straight, white men.

**Gamers, RISE UP**