Once upon a time there a was a penis-shaped midget with downs. Needless to say, he liked to get under peoples’ noses and shove his head into their mouths while slipping his slick, precum-covered member into their navels. The assaulted, unbeknownst to them, only moaned and squirmed in pure pleasure under the savage heaving and whornation of this phallical man-child due to it rubbing and attaching its barbed pubic hair follicles to the now-convulsing victim’s stomach. These hairs were actually thin, sensitive tentacles that squirmed deeply into the veins and branched out into each individual nucleus of each cell in order to convert the host body into a suitable cum-dumpster. The openings of each branch secreted cummies – a substance that altered the very DNA of the host. As a result of the genetic manipulation caused by cummies, the victim started to behave oddly. Observed behavioral tendencies included walking on all fours with the genitals pointed upwards for easier access to cum-dumpstering as well as periodic forced excretion of yellow-brown mucus from the anal and genital openings – perhaps to mark the pheromones of the penile predator.