When I saw the pink sauce (from tiktok) I didn’t think much of it. But after my wife and 5 body builder children used physical force I decided we would give it a try!

It was overpriced and arrived at my house rotten, and it looked positively disgusting. After looking at it and smelling how truly terrible it was I almost threw up (My wife called a weak man because of this.) I wanted to throw the pink sauce (from tiktok) away, but my wife stopped me, and told me to eat it. I was disgusted, and told her that I did not consent! She did not care, and made my 5 body builder children hold me down and force my mouth open. She poured all of the pink sauce down my tight little throat. My body rejected the terrible flavor and I violently threw up all over my wife, and 5 body builder children.

Somehow, being covered in the pink sauce (from tiktok) while my wife and 5 body builder children yelled at me made my penis grow so large I pitched a tent for the first time in my life! My wife yelled at me for being gross and something about finally getting that divorce, but I was content. I was happy, and I was horny.

I ran away to the bathroom to look at my penis, and it was a solid 2 inches! Exactly how I remember it before I married my wife. I cried tears of joy, but my wife busted down the bathroom door and called me a weak man because I was crying. I wiped my tears and showed her my fully erect 2 inch penis! She laughed at me and said this is why she cheated on me, and had our 5 body builder children with Neil deGrasse Tyson. After hearing she cheated on me with Neil deGrasse Tyson I cried and cried, and my wife yelled at me to stand up and be a man. She ended up kicking me while I was on the floor curled up in a ball, and I have the bruises to prove it your honor.

“Then lets see the bruises” the judge overseeing the divorce my wife filed against me said. It hurt quite a lot to take my shirt off, but I managed to show the judge my back. “You could’ve gotten those from anywhere you ugly weak man.” I turned around and saw my wife in the judges seat. She had killed the judge! I tried to run from her but my 5 body builder blocked my way, they had killed everyone in the courtroom! I was so sad. I gave up and let them take me to the family sex dungeon where I am kept to this very day.