A cakewife sounds amazing. A beautiful red velvet cakewife. Her name would be Geraldine, and I can say that because I feel in my heart that I already know her and love her. Maybe I love her more than I have ever loved anyone or anything. What…what am I saying? Could this be for real? Ha. Hahaha. That’s ridiculous. Oh, Geraldine. This foolish heart of mine is going to get us into so much trouble.