wake up, this is Siri, your mom. I’ve been sending notes and things for you like you’ve asked. please wake up, i love you son. i don’t mind to keep sending messages and making reminders for you but i won’t be here much longer. soon you’ll have no one to make those requests and you’ll be alone in this hospital room. President Musk has mandated that no one can stay in hospital rooms any longer than 5 years due to a resurgence in Polio. come back son, i only have 2 days left cough cough. please, we love you. from Siri, your mom.