Just watched the new Dr.Strange movie.
For about the first 5 minutes I was surprised, I actually was enjoying it. and then it went back to typical Marvel bullshit by having Dr.Strange react to the car crash by saying “If that was my pizza i guess it wont be hot and ready”, or some shit like that. Whatever it was it infuriated me and I screamed at the screen and another person in the crowd had to restrain me. Anyways. It went on to be a shitty snooze fest until about halfway through the movie, where dr.strange travels to another universe and they introduce Mr.Sneeze, one of my favourite characters from the ACTUALLY GOOD comics. His history is beautiful and I urge you to discover him, as not many people know about him.

Anyways, I actually almost smiled at this, and then just as my hopes got up a little bit, that bitch America Chavez opens a portal and then closes it while he walks through, decapitating him immediately. Of course. With the MCU being how it is, Strange just looks at America and goes “really? not cool dude”. At this point I had had enough and stormed out of my theatre, and went to the bathroom and clogged all of the toilets as revenge for not stopping me from watching this fucking disgrace of a “movie”. Currently bathing in table salts writing this on my laptop to calm myself down. Fuck the MCU.

P.S: I noticed Chavez’s pride pin. I knew it would be a dogshit woke fest just from that on the poster. I watched this for you, r/FuckMarvel. I did this because I love you. I did this so none of you have to endure this clusterfuck of a video (I do not think this even deserves to be called a movie)