What the normies now call Canada was actually a country of City States named the City States of America that were allied with Kekistan. They were such close allies that they nicknamed one of the city states Quekek. After the normie invasion, many Kekistanis fled to the CSA to escape Normie enslavement. The Normies, however, put severe economic pressure on the CSA and demanded they return all Kek slaves. The CSA, surrounded by Normies, was forced to relinquish all remaining Kekistanis into the custody of Normistan. However, many Kekistanis fled to the USA where they lobby for the freedom of Kekistan. Because the CSA allowed so many to escape, Normistan decided to make an example of them. They demanded, under the threat of normification, that the country change it’s name and flag. The name became Canada and the flag, created by Normistani designer Newaunts, became the lamest looking flag in world history (red and white with a stupid leaf on it). In an especially vindictive and spiteful move, all of the city state’s ancient statues were stolen from the CSA and placed in random areas of the southern United States where they are commonly mistaken by ignorant SJWs for monuments belonging to another former government with the same acronym and torn down.