Hi my name is khayleeigh and today my husband and I made pizza using a feminist-inspired recipe. First I had to wait until “that time” of the month to make the pizza sauce. I collected the holy blood in a cup and thanked the Goddess Lilith for her blessing. Then my husband stirred it with his dick until it was nice and chunky (because that’s how we like our pizza sauce). We used a combination of my husband’s dick cheese (which he’s been saving up for months) and my breastmilk, which I transformed into cheese. (Protip- use different cheeses for a complex flavor profile) Finally, for the topping we used our pubic hair. Head hair is too long and messy, pubic hair is short and curly and packs that extra bit of protein.