So I feel that catgirls may be anatomically possible. How?

The answer is real cats


Their ears in the same position on the head as with catgirls, but their ear canals come from the top of the head, and their internal structure is different in all ways from a human’s except for fundamentally. Since catgirls have cat ears, it would stand to reason to that they would also have a similar internal ear structure to a cat’s. From that, it can be derived that from this catgirls are not technically human.

In fact, ignoring the scenario that their resemblance to humans will immediately cause sanctions laws to be placed on them, let alone their probable sentience giving them human rights and also making catgirl pets that weebs have wanted literal slavery and trafficking, forgetting all that catgirls would be considered animals, same as any other. And since they’d likely not be put down as endangered, meaning that treatment of any kind of non-endangered animal will apply to them, so technically someone, somewhere will have eaten catgirl meat, and also fucking catgirls is bestiality.


Now how would we get the genetically engineered catgirl gf we want.

Well we need to bypass a lot of biological hurdles, and then the fuckin of ethical and plain moral gates.

Let’s start.

So first of all, designing a catgirl is not a simple as injecting cat DNA into a human, or specific sequencing for ears and tail. You’d just end up with a deformed monstrosity. Specifically, you’d not only need to resequence the entire human genome for the cat-like traits, but also heavily edit the human genes to establish compatability with cat traits. This is including, but not limited to:

Establishing compatability with the tailbone region of the human backside and the tail so that they connect

Internal restructuring of the skull to accommodate the insides of cat ears

Entirely redoing basic brain functions to work with cat ears and control the tail so it’s not a lump flesh appendage that’s not even vestigial, since that implies that it had a use at some point, but since it’s an artificially created lifeform it’s just a genetic mistake

Changing of instincts, specifically for nutritional intake to accommodate for different parts of bodies now than in a standard human, and also safety instinct, since now the catgirl must make sure their tail isn’t injured

And many more I can’t think of cause I’m not a fucking Bio student


And then along with that AND making sure specifically only those parts of the cat sequence are inserted into the catgirl genome and nothing else, steps need to be taken to turn those genes into a person, like through insertion into sperm cells, though that process would also need to account for the genetic information already store in sperm, and after that shitshow of genetic editing, incubating in with either the cold method of an artificial egg in an incubator, or the warm method by incubating it in a human, though the second method may not work, and also brings up the question of whether the mother would even be compatible with the catgirl? Or would she survive this process even?

After that, boom you have a catgirl

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE


This catgirl will still have a fundamentally human brain, so it’s literally just a person with cat traits, so they may not even want to date you. There’s a positively fucked up solution to this, but we’ll get to that later. Cause now it’s time to dive into the ethics of this as well as social consequences and the absolute backlash and controversy the experiment will inevitably receive.

Let’s take the easier topic, social effects.This catgirl will absolutely be victim to discrimination and be called a “freak”, 100%, and due to this higher discrimination they will:

-be more likely to be victims of hate crimes

-experience denial of opportunity due to species (probably)

-hell, maybe even higher suicide rates

Basically it’ll be all current discrimination against minorities cranked to 1000, AND NOT EVEN CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT THEY’RE ARTIFICIALLY CREATED, which would inevitably lead to discriminatory acts along the lines of “they were created, so they aren’t human”.

And then the ethical issue, which are pretty self explanatory, such as, I don’t know, shit like:

-artificially creating a lifeform (ethical no-no)

-creating said lifeform out of selfish interest, and out of perverse desire (BIG ethical no-no)

This like the designer baby problem, but so, SO much worse, considering you are creating them specifically to satisfy the desires of horny weebs, which wouldn’t go over well for pretty much every other community in the whole damn world
Someone people would suggest euthanising them, others suggest that they don’t reproduce, but either way their lives will be hell from the moment of birth.

But there’s still an issue that hasn’t been covered
Yes indeed, I’d earlier said that there was a fucked up solution to catgirls not wanting to date you. What is it? Oh that’s simple.


Make them slaves.


By either taking away sentience and establishing the same sort of reaction humans a domesticated dog may have (after millions of years it’s probably genetic), or literally give them a cat brain, and think the problem with both solutions are apparent, since they create so, SO many more ethical issues that at this point I’m too tired to bother discussing besides the fact that they’re fucked up and go beyond playing God, though that point was long ago passed when we set out to make these catgirls in the first place.

In short, making catgirls is hard, their lives would be living hell from the ethical questions their very existence brings up, they WILL be discriminated against, and they wouldn’t want to date you anyway unless you genetically code them to, so basically it’s some fucked up shit, God weeps, anime was a mistake, always salt your pasta before boiling. Goodnight.