Many people think death or severe marijuana addiction are the worst things to happen to video gamers. They couldn’t be more wrong, many become afflicted by a mental disorder known as ‘bronyism’. Bronyism is a progressive and debilitating disorder caused by binging on video games such as Mad Max and Calling Duty.

A sufferer, known by the derogatory term ‘brony’, will become obsessed with cartoons about ponies made for little girls. As the condition worsens, they will start to actually believe they ARE A PONY. Eventually, the disease will consume their entire mind until the afflicted is left a vegetable capable of communicating solely through grunting and making horse noises.

If you notice anything related to do with ponies, horses, or even zebras in your child’s possession, it is most likely too late.