Look, having dark side — my uncle was a great lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, Darth Plagueis ‘The Wise’ of MIT; good midichlorians, very good midichlorians, OK, very wise, the Naboo School of Finance, very powerful, very wise – if you’re a Sith Lord, if I were a Jedi Master, if, like OK, if i ran as a Jedi Master, they would say I am one of the wisest people in the galaxy – It’s true! – but when you are a Sith Lord they try – oh, do they do a number – that’s why I always start off: went to Naboo, was a good senator, went there, went there, did this, built an Empire – you know I have to give my credentials all the time, because we are a little scarred and deformed – but you look at the dark side, the thing that really bothers me – it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives of the ones he cared about are – The dark side is powerful, some consider it to be unnatural; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power, and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? – but when you look at what’s going on with the two Sith – now it used to be one, now it’s two – it’s getting out of hand, and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured out that the women and the children too are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them another millennia – but the Jedi are great negotiators, his apprentice was a great negotiator, so, and they, they just killed us, they just killed us in our sleep.