Yeah i’d like to order one medium pizza please but with gluten free crust, vegan cheese, and drenched in buffalo sauce. I mean soaking wet with the hottest sauce that you can find. Okay? And add extra jalapeño because when i go to the bathroom later i want it to feel like lava, pouring out of me. You understand? Basically what i’m saying is if i’m not in pain, or there isn’t any bleeding, i’m gonna get you fired! You hear me? Make! It! Hurt! I need it to hurt me, pizza man!