This is abahab limco. He was a big man, big as a moose. He did not like salves. “Get those slamve OUT” he said. Good man abaho. This he story.

One day abroclam was awoken by a pestering gnat, buzzing and biting all over the place. He SLAMP the gnat, destroyed. “One more confederate soldier down lads” he said to all his boys with a twinkling smile. Him and his boys hooted and hollared at that one – they loved their leader abungam lungo, The smartest man in the west.

Suddenly, a big crybaby burst in: “a comfederate hobgoblin! Attacking! What do we do!” Abogram just chuckled unfazrd.

“I tell you what we do lads: we get that stinker. Knife only”