The mechanics and concept behind the coolio date back all the way before the big bang when Poo Pookerston (phd in minecraft redstone and toilet paper opinion consultation) was suddenly struck by lightning and was transported to the Joojle dimension via Chrome Web Browser caused by special Bingis intervention. Once transported, and understandably confused, he looked and spoke to Joojle. Many have claimed to have documented the communication, but nearly all of the nearby bystanders gave descriptions of the event and no words seem to have been spoken. Scientists at Yoink University (yes the same people who designed the Buttons and birthed the boopis revolution) have evidence to suggest that it was a telepathic conversation. They did not respond to our request for comment. All we really can take away from what bystanders and what GloopPhone recordings show is that they looked at each other for a bit and then Pooker’s eyes turned white and he seemingly melted into the floor not to be seen for years. His disappearance was under massive intergalactic investigation, yet they did not find him. Eventually the pursuit was called off and everyone went home, but only 5 days after the case was considered cold, Pooker walked out of his house holding the coolio. It was an instant success. One that turned the world on its head, but right as we thought we had him back, he vanished. He recently re-appeared here, on Boinkis Boulevard, in Walmart, Wyoming as a stone statue as he now resides as a money making tourist attraction and world spectical.The mechanics and concept behind the coolio date back all the way before the big bang when Poo Pookerston (phd in minecraft redstone and toilet paper opinion consultation) was suddenly struck by lightning and was transported to the Joojle dimension via Chrome Web Browser caused by special Bingis intervention. Once transported, and understandably confused, he looked and spoke to Joojle. Many have claimed to have documented the communication, but nearly all of the nearby bystanders gave descriptions of the event and no words seem to have been spoken. Scientists at Yoink University (yes the same people who designed the Buttons and birthed the boopis revolution) have evidence to suggest that it was a telepathic conversation. They did not respond to our request for comment. All we really can take away from what bystanders and what GloopPhone recordings show is that they looked at each other for a bit and then Pooker’s eyes turned white and he seemingly melted into the floor not to be seen for years. His disappearance was under massive intergalactic investigation, yet they did not find him. Eventually the pursuit was called off and everyone went home, but only 5 days after the case was considered cold, Pooker walked out of his house holding the coolio. It was an instant success. One that turned the world on its head, but right as we thought we had him back, he vanished. He recently re-appeared here, on Boinkis Boulevard, in Walmart, Wyoming as a stone statue as he now resides as a money making tourist attraction and world spectical.