I’m at work and I’m pretty hungover so I’m gonna keep this short, but I promise I’ll do a detailed version of this story.

Last night I had a girl come over that I met online. We chatted for a few hours with movies on in the background. I made my move and she was reluctant at first, but we made it to my bedroom. She kept saying she had to pee and when I finally let her go she said “you’re gonna let me go pee??” That’s when I first thought we might have something here. I just started fingering at first with two fingers and then she asked for a 3rd finger. We’re both shitfaced drunk so eventually I had 4 fingers in her pussy and my thumb in her ass. I could feel her shit at the tip of my thumb but my fingers were clean on the pullout. Later I started fingering her again but this time I put two fingers in her ass and it was really wet. I got so deep that I was basically moving my fingers around in her asshole, gathering her shit. I was so drunk I just went with it and started pulling the shit out of her ass and smearing it on her cheeks and she went wild. I am a very vocal dirty talker so I was talking shit the entire time. I smeared it all over my dick and tasted it. The smell filled up the room instantly and I stuffed my cock in her ass until she couldn’t take it anymore.

We never talked about any of this and I really didn’t know how she would feel afterwards so I just laid on the floor, covered in her shit. She asked me to get in the bed and immediately started sucking me off. My cock was not remotely clean. Her ass was still wet and filthy so I stuck my finger in and she farted. Idk why, but it made me fart too lol. When I did she started licking my ass like she really wanted it so I told her to stick her finger in. When she pulled it out it was dirty but not covered, just traces. She looked at me and I told her to eat it. After that all bets were off so I hung her head off the edge of the bed and pushed a baby turd out and she took it like a champ and chewed it up. I jerked off on her face and we just laid in bed and fell asleep.

I woke up this morning and my entire room was covered in shit. Shit everywhere. Cleanup will definitely suck. My hands still smell like her and I’ve showered and washed them several times. Smelling my hands is what made me even write this. I know it can be hard for most of us to have these experiences but this one I didn’t even anticipate. It just happened. With a stranger. Best sex I’ve ever had. I will remember this forever, and the only people I can tell are you guys lol.

And yes, that is still the short version.