What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Alolan Trainer’s School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Skull, and I have over 300 confirmed Battle Tree victories. I am trained in Oranguru warfare and I’m the top pokemon trainer in the entire alola region. You are nothing to me but just another youngster. I will wipe you the fuck out with z-moves the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me when our eyes meet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trial captains across alola and my Mega Alakazam is using Trace right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred different pokemon, and that’s just with my non competetive bred mons. Not only am I extensively trained in ubers, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Alolan region and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking fainted, kiddo.