Let
g = measurement of gay (gaydar)
h = hotness of trap (without knowing that it is a trap)
s = homosexuality (male or property) where s = 1 is male
therefore: if you are male (s = 1) and you think that women is hot, than h = 100, because hot water is 100 celsius. next, we the pythaogrean theorem.
PLugging numbers in is
g = -100 ± sqrt(100\^2 – 4 \* 1 \* ur gay) / 2 \* 1
beacuse ur gay is defined as a spectral function, an analysis of g shows that it is parbolic, or curved. this means that traps are not straight and must be gay