My Silly Tortoise

Me-Dude you are four you can’t hibernate!
Him-Hibernates anyway.
Me-Oh well, gues this thistle is going in the compost then.
Him-😴😲😱😰😡!*nips me*
Me-*pretends his teeny jaws hurt me*oh no!
Him-😎*realises he is now awake*😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡