Are you fucking kidding me? Obviously this is Reddit, not a Wendy’s. I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is Wendy’s – or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, you can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I’ll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don’t believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be “Sir this is a Wendy’s” once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about Baconators or Frostys? I bet after you took the 5 seconds to type that, you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing “send”. You’re so fucking pathetic. I’m honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I’m simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement with something that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn’t be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” on your gravestone?