I walk into my local Subway to order a fresh Subway foot-long sandwich like you usually do. I walk in, kicking both doors down to assert dominance (Like I always do, to assert dominance over white bread eating “men”). Then I see her, the little bitch that makes my sandwiches too dry. She always seems to mess up my sandwiches, but I’ll make sure she doesn’t this time. I explain to her very carefully how to make my sandwich perfectly (by making it wet herself, which shouldn’t be too hard for any female looking at my godly body), but apparently my instructions aren’t clear enough, and the little bitch makes the horrible defense of “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t stick the sandwich in my wet pussy to make it wet, the ovens make me too dry.” “Why don’t you go somewhere colder then, bitch” I say, to the stupid hot bitch. “B-b-but there’s nowhere to go, un-unl-less you mean the f-fuck freez-zer” the dumb stupid hot bitch says. I look at her, and point to the sign: “All customer request must be met, even if you don’t like it” (I placed that sign there last night, the overnight management didn’t seem to be able to stop my fists from beating the shit out of them). I force her into the fuck freezer, making the dumb hot bitch bring the dry sandwich with her so she can make it wet. “Okay, do it” I say, forcing her to fuck the sandwich. “but it’s too hot” the dumb hot bitch says, “it’s got hot chicken on it, and the chicken is giving me burns” the dumb bitch says. “that’s too bad, keep making it wet, dumb hot bitch” i say (I know, a very funny and comedic remark). She starts crying. Her tears land on my sandwich and finally she made my sandwich wet. I finally leave the store, I try to give my Subway gift card to the stupid dumb hot bitch to pay for my wet sandwich but she just keeps crying in the freezer.
I finally leave, and go home.
I return the next day and it’s the same dumb bitch. “Here we go again,” I say, kicking both doors down…