I canβt wait to get married
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So that my wife will wear a sexy mini skirt on a Saturday to seduce me
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When she is washing my cloths she will be like βhoney help me with hangerβ
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Then I will come out to give her the hanger and I will smile and say βOMG you look goodβ
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After that I and her will enter the kitchen and she will start frying chicken
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While she is frying the chicken then i will hold her from backβ¦.
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And she will be like βoh Baby wait let me finish frying this chicken firstβ
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And she will be like βAre you not hungry?β
I will smileπππ
And look into her eyes And say βbaby U are more important than this Foodβ
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And I will be like βThank God For giving me a wonderful woman like youβ ππππ
After thatβ¦
I will carry her And we enter Bedroom
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Andβ¦β¦β¦..Andβ¦β¦β¦β¦..Andβ¦β¦β¦
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The food will burn and the house will catch fire
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then we run out naked
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with boxers and pants in our
hands.
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