Every day as I scroll through Reddit, I dream yond I shall findeth an ad yond isn’t lock’d. The present day, mine own friends, is yond day. I cometh to thee all with an important message; a message yond transcends time and space. I am a sir of few comments, but I might not but taketh the opportunity anon to ope mine own fingers and passeth this message onto thee all. I am humbl’d to sitteth ere thee. The text shall burn into thy eyes. Thee may did shed drops of sorrow. I empathize with thee all. Mine own message, while brief, shall hopefully fill thee all with the knowledge I knoweth thee has’t the capability to retain. I wanteth to thank thee all. Thank thee all f’r taking the time to readeth the comments on this unlock’d ad. Thank thee f’r stopping f’r just a moment to heareth mine own message. Mine own message isn’t sore to comprehend, but I findeth t may prove most impossible to truly understandeth. By anon i feeleth yond the time hast cometh to deliv’r mine own message. The message yond I cameth hither to bid. The message yond I did pray i hadst an opportunity to deliv’r someday, though i wilt assert yond I didn’t believeth t would beest a day like this. Mine own message, friends, is as such: praise OP