No actually it’s human shit in my shower, I have this strange infection on my feet and reading online the best cure was to rub my own feces all over my feet and between my toes. So the past couple of weeks I’ve been shitting in my shower, I now have a good 3 inch layer of shit in my bath tub, which makes applying my shit to my feet easy because now all I’ve got to do is jump in the bathtub and stomp around will wiggling my toes which ensures shit is applied evenly over my feet.

Well my shit bathtub has kinda turned my bathroom into a humid rainforest, the water content of my shit combined with the steam from my shower has created a humid environment, the mushrooms seemed to have grown on their own and seeing how quickly they grew I decided to grow other food items in my nutrient and water rich shit bathtub. I have at least 5 unidentified mushroom species growing in my shit tub, along with moss, grass, and fungus. In order to ensure I maintain a healthy environment for growth I have introduced various bug species into what has now become a shit bio dome. Shortly after my introduction of insects I’ve started to have a small but growing rat population, in order to stem the tide against a rat infestation I have 3 cats that live full time in my shit bio dome. When an animal is killed I bury it under the shit in order to provide the various plant life with more nutrients. I recently buried a cat in my shit and unfortunately didn’t take into account that I would stomp in the bathtub, which stabbed (what I believe to be a cat rib) through my foot. So far I have been trying to treat my puncture wounds inflammation with regular shit coatings and essential oils.