LET ME TELL YALL A STORY. A couple months ago before I lost my job at this popular deli in a small town where I live. It was a Saturday night and we had just started doing dinner. So we obviously stayed up later and people would come to bring their kids and family to sit down and eat. This group of about 6 came in and I’m so lucky that I got to be on the register for this. It was a 4 adults and 2 kids with what seems to be two separate families in the group. They come up and the adults order and I pay attention to them until out of the corner of my eye this fucking kid claps. I look over and this kid starts ATTEMPTING to do the fortnight dance. It looked like he was having a stroke. I fucking ignore it as it was the most embarrassing thing I had ever seen. The parents then had to order for both their kids food because the kids were ignoring them too. The kids were communicating through fortnight dances at this point. I watched them for the rest of the night and they did not say a single thing to anyone. They would dance shittily then fucking giggle at each other. The parents sat there ignoring the kids by the end of the night. Probably contemplating where they went wrong.