Look, shithead. I’m tired of having to listen to people talk about this bullshit. Mello Yello isn’t a fucking real drink. You want proof? Here’s some proof – tell me, have you ever seen someone drinking Mello Yello? Don’t fucking lie, you haven’t and you know it. You’ve never seen someone drinking Mello Yello. You’ve never seen someone buy a Mello Yello from a vending machine or from a street asshole, or order one at a restaurant. Really. Fucking ask yourself, when was the last time you heard someone say the words, “Man, I could really go for a Mello Yello right now”? It doesn’t happen, because NOBODY HAS EVER DRANK A MELLO YELLO BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING REAL. Go to a vending machine this fucking instant, and try to buy a Mello Yello. I bet you my car, my house and my left fucking nut that it’s just going to give you a Mountain Dew.