A spectre is haunting Gaming — the spectre of lolis. All the powers of old Gaming have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Sony and Steam, SJWs and Libtards, Mobile Gamers and Casuals.

Where is the Anime that has not been decried as pedophillic by its opponents in power? Where is the SJW that has not hurled the branding reproach of pedophilia against the more advanced Gamers, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Lolis are already acknowledged by all Gaming powers to be natural to Anime.

II. It is high time that Lolicons should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Lolis with a manifesto of the group itself.

To this end, Lolicons of the good nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English and Japanese languages.