TR: Hi, i’m totalitarian right, i’m the voice of the people if the people were white. Don’t mean to get up in your face but we’re getting replaced, culture war now let’s win this race!

AR: Okay, 15$, right? That’s 1$ for every year that she’s been alive. Wha- ugh i keep telling you it’s not pedophilia it’s ephebophilia! Oh she’s only 14? I guess it’s pedophilia… Still it’s 1$ off right? Oh, hi, i’m anarchist right! I don’t believe in a state none of this might makes right! I think market forces should guide the world, and if there’s a market for it, i should be able to buy this gurl. (13$ final Offer)

TL: Ugh, you two make me sick! I am the proletariat! You two capitalist pigs will get round up and shot! I will protect the weak whether they want me to or not. I’m totalitarian left. My side is the best! I realized the last few time we all tried this we all starved to death but i have a really good feeling about the next.

AL: I’m Anarchist Left and oh fuck… This is not the place for me. How do all these ideologies suck so much? Anyone want some DMT?

AR: Ergh.. I’ll have some.

AL: here

AR: Ew! Not for free! How do you expect to simulate the economy!

AL: Okay first things first, fuck you.

TR: wha- Wha- What’d i do?

AL: Second, you want to crush people through the state!

TL: I mean, yeah sure the state is great!

AL: You claim to want equality but how can that be, when the state i controling how equal you can be!

AL: And third, fuck you!

AL: and fourth; you’re not even an anarchist dude.

TL: You expect to keep the people in line without a state? Please. at least the three of us are contradictory.

AL: Wha- This guy claims to be an anarchist but fetishizes cops!

AR: Hey if cops can be bought then cops are great! They’re only bad if they are used as a tool of the state!

TL: ugh, clearly you’re the site most deserving of hate

AL: Are you fucking kidding me there’s a nazi in the north-east!

TR: I do not see what you mean

TL: Ha! This guy’s a treat!

AL: What the fuck!

TL: stop whining about tyranny, you’ll never achieve anything with anarchy! I only keep you around so you shut their speech down!

AL: There should be no platform for goverment, or nazis!

TR: Ahh, there the left goes again, threatening my free speech! I juyt want you to hear my important ideas!

AL: I’m not going to listen to a fucking nazi!

TR: I’m not an nazi! That is simply untrue! Though i will say, not a big fan of the jews.

AR: (in a buissness call) Globalist! He ment Globalist!

TR: What? No i don’t.

AR: Work with me here!

TL: You’re clearly a nazi!

TR: I’m more of an race realist white identitarian who believes in strong goverment. Sure, totalitarian, but i don’t want a genocide! I only want a Ethnostate!

AL: What if people don’t want to leaveß

TR: Then we’ll have a genocide and it’s great!

AR: Ugh this is why i can’t associate with you!

TL: Agreed–come neer me and it’s World War II II.

TR \*to AR\*: We both know there is a pipeline between you and me.

TR \*to TL\*: And you seem embarassed by how much we agree.

TR \*to AL\*: And all you do is complain you goddamn hippie! Youthink everyone just can get along, but the truth is ruthless, you’re ruled by the strong!

TL: Exactly! That’s why we need to stop! This wanton destruction of capitalist rot! You send you workers to die in early graves! The working Class are your Working Slaves!

AR: Wait, what’s wrong with slaves? Slaves are fine?

TR: Listen dude, not the time

AL \*to TL\*: Why do you think we need a state to do it?

AR: Yeah don’t tread on my man!

AL \*to AR\*: screw it… Why are you like this? Why are you on my team?

AR: Oh i’m sorry did you forget? Everything you have is made by capitalists. It’s not a state, it’s cold hard cash. That builds your roads and feeds your cats. Everything your saying, is utter bullshit. It’s not a system of opression cause you bad at it!

AL: It is! You prepetuate a racist system! Capitalism is colonialism. Colonialism is racism!

TR: What’s wrong with racism?

AR: Please shut the fuck up.

  *short pause*

AR: There you go again saying i see race. How can you say that shit with a straight face? The only colour i see, is grren. Greed is the only way to true equality.

AL: Capitalism is destroying Mother Earth!

TL: You fascist prioritize human life under net worth!

AR: There the left goes again! Calling everyone fascist.

TR: Yeah, it’s very hurtfull!

TL,AL,AR: You’re actually fascist!

TR: See this is what happens when you don’t have a state. Everyone just degenerates

TL: That’s right– wait why am i agreeing with you? Your ideology killed millions! Okay true. But i didn’t mean it!

TR: At least i kill people who i try to! The only one you kill, is you!

TL: Says the person who’s hero put a bullet through his head, come here fascist scum, feel some communist pain.

C: Guys guys, centrist here! all of this extremism is causing me fear! Isn’t there something everyone can just find together and agree on?

TR: Not with them, they are the first to go

AL: I’m not ”engaging in discourse” with these people!

AR: There is no way i’m getting along with them!

C: Come on, there must be something? I mean, think about it, all of your supporters have anime profile pictures!

TR: That’s degenerate! But … yes they do.

C: See, isn’t that to bond the fourth of you?

AL: Argh, get out of here you neoliberal scum!

TR: Yeah, go preach peace to someone!

AR: I bet this cuck watches mainstream news!

TL;TR;AL;AR: Who the fuck watches mainstream news!

TL: Wait, you guys hate the centrists too?

AR: I thought it was just me who thought that centrist were shit!

Everyone: I guess we all hate the moderates!

 TL: You all get the bullet tho

TR: Can we get the gas chamber prepared for these?

AL: I will bash all of your skulls in

AR: i keep telling you, it’s ephebophilia!