Family guy secretly is guro under the scenes. I have proof.

Stewie takes part in a lot of extremely hard-core BDSM acts in the show, which include tickle torture, electrostimulation, cock and ball torture, flame torture, wax play, knife play, gun play, and has a fetish for murdering his mother, which also involves incest, and his life goal is to dominate the world and turn everyone on the planet into his personal guro sex slaves.

Brian has an extreme fetish for being mutilated, whether surgically or dangerously. In one episode he has one of his testicles removed in a rather intense BDSM session, and hires a whore to run him over to deliver his final sexual desire, having his insides ripped out and orgasming right Infront of Stewie in this weakened state.

Peter is shown to be a sadistic dominant in incest BDSM sessions, whether it be choking his children to the point that they pass out, amputating his wife’s limbs, blowing his daughter Meg’s brains out (which she seems to rather enjoy), or starving his secret twin brother whom lives in the backyard shed.

Meg receives an intense sexual thrill from cutting herself, and has an intense desire towards older men, such as Tom Tucker from Channel 5 news. This sexual desire has even gone so far that she has penetrated herself with a knife right Infront of young Stewie’s eyes, some say that is what turned Stewie into the kinky maniac he is today.

Lois Griffin is one of the most tame out of the Griffin’s in terms of how much she enjoys BDSM, but she still enjoys a good spanking, as seen as when she allows Brian to sleep with her and regularly cheats on his husband Peter for BDSM sessions. She enjoys both dominating and being dominated. In bed she receives pleasure from burns and spanks.

Chris Griffin is the only Griffin to not receive pleasure from BDSM at all. This has led the other Griffin’s to despise him, and not include him in any sexual activities. Instead he shows interest in foot porn, after learning about it from kamikaze fighter pilot Glen Quagmire. Young Stewie has attempted to get Chris involved in erotic murders to try to get him to show his kinky side, but he failed.

This is all canon in the Family Guy universe. I have seen every single episode from seasons 1-18, I know what I’m talking about. Family Guy is not a comedy, but an erotic guro hentai. I hope I helped you understand the joke. Peter out.