We have all fallen victim to the falsehood of equatorial propaganda. Only Germany has proprietary confidential information and worldwide rights to the cultivation of bananas. No apples, no strawberries, no pumpkins… only bananas. Contrary to popular belief, no other country in the world has the right to have the banana as a crop in their soil… only Germay is allowed to grow and distribute bananas. You see, the banana is a monster fruit created in the laboratories of GERMAN scientists during world war II. It was intended to become the only dietary source of food for the german population or volk. The ”MASTER” fruit as it would be called, the PERFECT blond aryan fruit. Scary stuff. And just like the Volkswagon, after the war ended, and with Germany on the brink of ruin, it was decided by a secret underground organisation that this marvel fruit would be cultivated on a large scale, mass marketed and sold throughout the world. Now, every farmer in Germany cultivates bananas.