I imagine this dude as the ultimate Reddit caricature. Sitting in his chair all day at the computer, his fat spilling out around him. “I am the ultimate Reddit edgelord” he thinks, as he pins another one of his own vapid comments. “I’ve trolled all these kids to the point where they all think I’m an irredeemable piece of shit” he says aloud to his mother’s otherwise empty basement, unaware of the irony of his statement. One day, he will come to the realization that all his abuse of power is inane. He will reach a nadir and realize that trolling on the internet isn’t worthwhile…isn’t fulfilling, especially being that he’s doing so from a point of power, making every successful trolljob less significant. But today is not that day. He moves on with his ultimately worthless life’s work…making life on Reddit miserable for others, totally unaware that gratification is bound to wane the second he realizes that no one else enjoys anything his annoying ass does.