Hey there! Sussy Gussies! What up primals? Hank Schrader here with a roast of EDP445. Stop crying about the Eagles losing, start losing some weight. Alright? Lay off the Genshin Impact and cheese pizza. Stop being morbiously a beast, alright? ‘Cus if you keep being a simp, then Mr Beast from Fortnite will slide his horse meat ding dong into your sussy bussy, you know what I’m sayin’? Now, I know that you’ve been, uhh, Hankin’ yer Schrader to cupcakes ’til your left leg goes numb. I need to keep Goofgunk on Youtube from smuggling PopCorners to Tuco! So happy Valentine’s Day. I hope that A-Train didn’t run through your waifu, and uhh, EDP, don’t break bad.