Holy fucking shit. I want to fuck that magical space goblin so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I watch The Phantom Menace I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Yaddle. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Yaddle’s soggy green yoda pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/yoda babies.

FUCK, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors frog. I’d dressed her in my sister’s jacket and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my pc. I MIGHT NOT EVER GET TO SEE YADDLE AGAIN.