There I was…. sitting peacefully in class….. when suddenly from the basement of my bowels I feel a powerful shudder. Oh dear…. a massive fart has been brewing, surely a can release this demon from the depths without making too much noise… I shift in my seat, I open the gates…..POOOOOOOOOF BAAAAM…. oh dear… oh lord…. something is wrong, another round comes…. BOOOOOM🏋️‍♂️💥…. I gasp, ‘twas indeed no fart…. I have just shit myself😩…..Woe is me, woe is the one who pooped their pants…. my teacher look at me with disgust and contempt…. “stand up” she says…. no….. please…. for gravity will grip my shit and pull it out my pants…. again she speaks – “Stand up you wretch, for now you must present”….. slowly I ascend, with a squish squish squish…… “DEAR GOD!” Yells my crush, who has noticed my soil…. “DEAR GOD!” Yells the teacher as I drip drip drip drip….. with a flash and a curse she pulls out the 9😳…. and shoots me right in the head💯