It took me half an hour, but none of these are at all fake… sadly.


“Show me your boobs”

“DM me baby”

“I have a mustache and I’m only 13, you must be wet”

“Fuck you i hate girls girls are stupid I got dumped by a retrd girl racist “

“I love you”

“Fuck OFF NOVODY gives a single blistering pace of shit”

“That’s fucking gay, you gay”

“GAY”

“Gay lmao”

“gay lol”

“HOMOHOMOHOMOGAY”

“Stop being homophobic guys. I used to be a girl and I hated gay people, I was stupid”

“Kissing girls is gay”

“I’m a girl too!” (REPLIES: ‘stfu’ ‘who asked’)