the sole reason why i don’t steal thousands and thousands of dollars of items from sephora is fear of getting caught. that’s it. i would not feel even a crumb of shame or guilt from robbing sephora in particular. i would feel ashamed to steal a slice of pizza. i would feel silly grabbing a wireless mouse from staples. i wouldn’t feel classy while wearing a jacket from burlington under my own jacket and walking out. i would feel pure euphoria from robbing sephora for all they’ve got. how dare they try to sell me colored talc and cheap oils for hundreds of dollars. how dare they tell me that i’m not complete, not empowered, or not beautiful without their products. how dare they tell me that they are giving me a gift from having enough rewards points, and it’s a single drop of moisturizer or 0.000001mg of eyeshadow. i want to drain them.