People are not exclusive to perverted thoughts. Sure, I’ve always thought about sex with other people, most of the time it’s very taboo. Sometimes it’s very brutal and honestly, I feel like I need to see a psychiatrist.

But it’s not just people.

A few times in my life, I’ve thought about ejaculating into a shot glass to see how much I could fill it up. One day, I decided to live that dream. To my surprise, I was able to over fill the glass. I had to grab another shot glass and scrape the remain cum into it.

With no one to share it with, I took the shots myself. Wasn’t sour, a bit tasteless honestly. Was just a bit bitter was all. It’s definitely exaggerated on how bad it is. I’m not saying *’Go drink your own cum,’* but it wouldn’t be a bad first time experience.

A bit of spit and rinse was all that was needed to clean it. Went back to my bartending duties afterwords.