You seem to be having a crisis of confidence in your junk. Fuck that, man. Some people are growers, some people are showers, but when it really matters, you’ve got the same equipment as the average dude. Nothing you can do about that. Some guys on my high school track team would literally put a banana down there–talk about compensating, right?

People will notice a lack of confidence more than small balls. Why the hell does it matter if you’ve got small balls? Big ones don’t function any better, and having massive tennis-ball-size testes isn’t going to make you any more appealing to the ladies, unless they’re into some weird shit.

You know what does make you appealing, though? Confidence. And that’s where the man-thong comes in. If you’re rocking that, no one will give a shit about the size of some other dude’s package, they’re going to be staring at you thinking, “wow, that guy might not have the biggest balls, but they’re made of fucking adamantium. you know what? I’d fuck that guy, he clearly knows himself well and it takes crazy confidence to do that.” And since being appealing seems to be your goal, you’re good. Having a sense of humor about the whole thing and enough confidence to make it happen goes a long way in making people not think about the size of your package.

If you’re still not sold on dressing like a male stripper, though, aesthetically the man-thong has some advantages too. By basically only covering your junk and nothing else, it takes away the context for your junk to look small compared to the rest of your body. If you’re wearing, say, [boxer-briefs](http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.draytonsunderwear.com/images/DGUMANstoreHysteriePushUpMiniBoxerBriefs.jpg&imgrefurl=http://topdefinitions.com/2013/07/20/boxer-briefs-is/&h=600&w=433&sz=35&tbnid=7i3RtIcz7XFU2M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=65&zoom=1&usg=__-H6yUq6df8oC2CceB2qrqVZheXU=&docid=j0_urd5OP1qB9M&sa=X&ei=-08HUoeqF8eShgfe2IHYAQ&ved=0CE0Q9QEwAg&dur=339) that go down to the bottom of your ass, there’s something for your balls to compare to. That dude’s an underwear model, but I know because of the context that I probably have a bigger dick than him. Not so with a thong.

Worst case scenario, though, is you turn around and show everyone your next-to-bare ass. I guarantee no one is thinking about the size of your package if they’re watching you twerk (you don’t actually have to twerk). You’re an athlete, so I doubt you have anything to be embarrassed about there.