A female redditor? This is an interesting thing to see. Check your inbox! …

You will notice that I did not post anything to you. You may ask yourself why I did not do this. You are a one of the most attractive girls on reddit, so I have all reasons to do so. But… well. Unlike those jerks, I am a gentleman. I will never pm a lady unless she asks me to 😉 . If all those pms a beautiful maiden like you surely will get start to annoy you, I suggest you to take some time off reddit. And you would be lucky: I am planing to do a cultural journey through Asia and would not mind to have a female companion for the trip. I promise I won’t sexually harass you and also won’t commit any other conduct unworthy of a gentleman. So, if you are not a friendzoning bitch who is only stunning at the outside, I am looking forward to discuss the details of our trip. Sincerely, your best friend on reddit.
EDIT: All the jerks who sent you a pm are downvoting me. Does this mean that you told them to fuck off because you already chose one special redditor? 😉 Plz respond…

EDIT 2: I also received some upvotes. Is one of them from you, OP?

EDIT 3: OP? I kinda look like this guy, http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/database/bradleycooper/bradley-cooper-300.jpg btw. Well, actually I look a bit more intellectual, because I am balding a little (I am about your age, though). And my beard is bit longer which makes me look interesting. We can skype if you want to see me…

EDIT 4: OP, you did not respond, yet. Did you even see my comment? It is probably buried by comments of all those jerks hitting on you. I actually think about pm’ing you a link to this comment. But I am not sure if this is okay. I think it is okay, because I am not hitting on you with the pm. I just show you a comment. So don’t hold this against me if you read this here.

EDIT 5: Just that you know: I never ever pm’ed a lady before. I am not like the other guys. Most guys who pm you pm all women. I would not do this. Just so you know… >;-)