You get shot in every vital organ with a rusty nail gun everyday at 6:00 am to start you’re day, 2 shots in the left and right knee in the afternoon, and 3 shots to the left and right hand and 1 to the nose in the evening (, note that you can’t die from this). You have exploding head syndrome (this makes you wake up 2 times when asleep from a hallucigenic loud noise). If you can’t sleep through this, then Baby Ruth will be ressurected for the purpose of slamming his notched bat straight into you’re stomach. This… thing will go on until Better Call Sual airs it’s final episode.