It’s got a really good recipe for banana bread in there though. **Honestly, feels like it comes out of nowhere but the B-Bread Bangs. It is the saving grace of the novel, but despite this I am simply not a fan of Adolf Hitler.** Not for the reasons you most likely assume though.

I’ve always been of the opinion that Adolf Hitler was more or less not a great person. And no, I know what you are thinking, I am not being unfair about this and holding his casual/hip use of meth. **That was just the 30’s, everyone was doing it.** Your second guess is incorrect too, I am also not faulting him for starting a war.

**War=Fighting. Fighting=Violence, Violence=Badass.** If Poland didn’t want to get invaded they shouldn’t of had so much enticing farm land just sitting there waiting to get plowed by Germans. **It was basically asking for it, if you ask me, but don’t ask me that, Poland’s Farmland is the one asking for it, so ask them, bozo.**

It wasn’t the tantrum he threw when Jesse Owens styled on everyone at the Olympics either. Petty, sure, but also Jesse Owens was a black man with confidence/talent born in the 1910’s. In America. It’s not like haters weren’t something he was used to, it is just now it’s a passive aggressive German with a casual/cool meth addiction. **Tomato Tomato, as they say.**

So after reading Mein Kampf **(Translated into English means: “Me Is Comfy”) I agree that ‘Me Is Comfy’ (Translated into German means: “Mein Kampf)** I agree it is rather dry. And after getting all the obvious reasons out of the way, I won’t leave you stumped much longer.

Personally speaking, and this is just my opinion, but Mr. Hitler never seemed too fond of those of Jewish descent. I don’t mean to generalize, but I’d be willing to say after a wild guess based off of his blunt vocal hatred of them, which he voiced constantly, and the fact that he did do a bit of a genocide.. **I am of the opinion that he was racist. He also didn’t like disabled people, queer people, and in general kinda brought a bad vibe when he was around.**

That’s why I don’t like Adolf Hitler, and by extension couldn’t get into Mein Comfy. However, I would be remised and just outright unfair to not acknowledge that **Adolf’s Banana Bread Recipe jammed in there while he was ranting about how jerking off to men with radiant blonde hair, deep blue eyes, and that are also jacked as Heck (Hell) totally isn’t gay.**

He is very straight and loves boobs A LOT, he states this every time after he in detail describes his obsession with Aryan Cocks for multiple pages (but if you read the text you would know this). This happens a lot. Like, a lot… idk man. What I do know is this Bananer Bread Bangs, Big Time.

I assume that is why Mein Kampf is still taught in High School, but who knows. I think it should be banned due to the racism, however, prioritize banning **Catcher in the Rye (literally ZERO RYE FIELDS IN THE BOOK, SALINGER IS A FUCKING LIAR), and Great Gatsby (If he is so great then why is he dead? That’s cringe) first. Those are a far greater threat to the children.**