Rambunctious and Mommy needs a break from the whole motherhood thing. Enjoying a comically sized glass of white wine while you kid is drugged up is tempting.

“Anything Dr., anything to fix him. It doesn’t even feel like my kid anymore. Ever since they could talk it made me like them less. My husband and I DESERVE the optimal parenting experience. That’s why we aborted his sister when we found out late she had downs. We’d adopt the perfect child but all the foster kids who aren’t babies are fucked up. I mean, the babies have the Primal Wound of being separated from the mother at birth because they can’t be held by the mother they can smell and know is theres. But that just subconscious trauma and will be repressed, we can fix the pain with some drugs down the road. But the older foster kids? They’ve seen some shit. I don’t want an abused kid. And if someone didn’t pick them already there is almost always something deeply wrong with them. I’ll have as many abortions until I get a healthy girl with my blue eyes and blonde hair, (this bitch dies her shitty hair, bleached the shit out of with split ends) not a tard girl or another boy no matter how healthy. I alwasy dreamed of a boy and a girl eversince I was a kid and my husband said I deserve my wildest dreams, I don’t even think they are that wild. Problem is though is I’m 35 and it’s getting progressively more difficult to even get pregnant. My age increases the odds of a tard baby or a messed up on like my ADHD boy. My husband and I are considering in vitro fertilization and I’ve been trying to open him up to the idea of having a seed that is not his own, better genetics. You see, I waited until I was 30 to marry and finding a husband who makes 150,000 (my bare minimum for my lifesytle, bare necessities, need good money to get my masters in liberal arts in the humanities with a focus on woman’s studies. A good school like RISD costs like 150,000 a year or so so I needed a big bucks boy. Unfortunately, the rich men who are also above 6ft tall while not having the body of a twig only go after the 20 something year olds because vein and agiest, pigs.

I had to make sure I lived my first life in my 20s, settle down for the 2nd life in my 30s. I wished I could have waited till 35 or 40 but alas man are pigs so I would be messing with some broke nigga and I’d rather die alone. My 20s were my cherished era, they called me the Heartbreaker. You should have seen me, Fortunately, the semen sample of the guy I picked out for my next baby girl is also rich, big bucks. Drives a Porsche and has a summer home. I originally picked him based on his genetics (none of his father’s line ever went bald, all dies with nice Bieber hitler hairdos) because he’s 6ft 5, chiseled good looks, blue eyes blonde hair like I have. I was thinking of trying the classical way first with him for the insemination process since I’m all into natural living and homeopathy excepts when it comes to my son who needed the strong shit because he talked too fast. I’ve also been feeding my boy soy to level out that toxic testosterone, secretly hoping he becomes trans so that I don’t have to abort my baby boy since I’d now have a daughter. My son’s penis is very small, came from his father, un overgrown clit basically so he will never be like a Man’s Man. Was thinking of telling my husband we ought to go poly so I can bring in my sperm donator and call him daddy. He looks like my father a bit too, funny coincidence. But my father was a bastard considering he tried to tell my mother, convince her into getting an abortion because one of my fingers was visibly deformed in the room. JOKES on him, I found me a man who could afford me the 12 surgeries to make my left hands ring finger and pinkies separate. I told him he couldn’t put a ring on my finger (literally he couldn’t, and metaphorically fuck no) until he got me all my surgeries. These are discounting the cosmetic ones. He had the gall to say I should go work out with him to give my ass a lift (saying it was Unperfect?!) in response to hearing I booked one of those Kim Kardashian butt plants. I’m thinking of giving my son a matching pair of banging cheeks like mama. I think it would be best because I really think this sperm donor guy is gonna give me a boy. Hope he doesn’t give it to me on the first shot though ha, lol.”