Karl Marx was born into a Irishish family in a suburb off Miami, in the Ghetto area of the town. His father Alexander Jarowij (known as squeaky throughout the town because of his tendency to make, screechy, high pitched sounds when tickled), who had descended from a long line of pimps, converted to buddhism, despite his many perverted tendencies and his admiration of such sadomasochisticfigures as Marquis De Sade and Masoch. Marx’s father was actually born Shigeru Miyamoto, but when the nintendo execs would not allow him to continue practicing law as a Jap, he joined the unnoficial super mario cult, marioism, which accorded him advantages, as one of a small minority of mariosts in a predominantly homosexual region. The Marx household hosted many visiting hippies.