I’ve come to make an announcement: Hitler’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He invaded my fucking country. That’s right, he took his overcomplicated fucking panzers out and he invaded my fucking country, and he said his tanks were “THIS BIG”, and I said “That’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Adolph Hitler, you got small tanks! They’re the size of this T-70 except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here’s what my tanks looks like! UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That’s right, comrade! All gun, no breakdowns, no over-engineering, look at that, it looks like two potatoes and a borscht! He invaded my country, so guess what, I’m gonna invade Europe! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER HEAVY TANK! Except I’m not gonna invade Europe, I’m gonna go higher. I’m invading the WORLD! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, CHURCHILL? I INVADED THE WORLD, YOU FAT FUCK! You have 23 hours before the cosmonauts invade the fucking Moon! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I invade you too!