One person: i have built up sexual feelings. towards someone here. its personal, but, i know it sounds weird. That person would be your mother. I have engaged in sexual activity with your mother, so much, she considers it enjoyable and pleasureable.

The other persons reply: That is wonderful for you. Truly I mean it, however, I regret to inform you that I am having intimate sexual relations with your mother. I hope you understand, I really do, and I hope you appreciate me asking her not to beat the absolute living shit out of you when you act gay as hell, as you know she doesn’t like that very much. But because I’m smashing her hard as fuck, and she is riding my fat dick, she agreed not to become a main culprit of an official Babylon Domestic Abuse Case. You are welcome you sped mother fucker, but I believe you can also call me that, because I am quite literally fucking your mother. But if there’s anything you misunderstand, I hope to clear that up here: Because she calls me daddy, you too will have to begin calling me daddy, dad, or father works too. And while I understand the risks, as she most likely has multiple sexually transmitted diseases that have been left untreated. This becomes even more of a risk when you take into account that I “hit her raw” to please her, but she always remembers that my “pull out game strong” and so she doesn’t even take any birth control. And as a result of me fucking her almost every hour of the day, her pussy has been absolutely destroyed, and she has become addicted to this dick. So sorry, but I hope you can adapt to your new household, say hi to your sister for me, you know, the one you will have in 9 exact months, for my “pull out game” is not as strong as I thought. You’re Welcome