Ooooh ok bigshot this post is old asf so idek how you found it and you prob wipe yourself with baby wipes little shit. I have served 20 years for the government, 8 as a CIA operative, 2 as a secretary of state, and 10 in the secret service. I can disarm any man ranging from a lowlife Compton thug to international cartel leaders. No one is safe from my watch so it’s best for you to take your ass and your buddy Carson off of my territory. Trust me I can flirt and and fuck any kitten that Carson can arouse, oh wait, he only aroused that skank Kate that I just ate for breakfast yesterdayy. Now one thing I hate the most about you scoundrels is that you ignore the multiple accounts of deceit and manipulation that his pals had to endure. I mean this isn’t some haybale in the beam type of diggery, this is obviously a singing teapot that blew up in his face and you can even tell by his ackward and unusually isolated streams and the frequency of which before the upheaval. For christ’s sake you would still defend an internet stranger whom you know nothing about on a 5 month old post submitted to r/copypasta with the intent to valiently diaprove the allegations thrown against your savior to only be heard by a shitposting redditor falling asleep to the salty whimpers of the last remaining fart of a fanbase that Callme(unfunny and boring without his friends)carson had. And to think that your oversized maggot of a brain can’t even process that Carson’s best friend Jawsh, who admittedly is a pretty tolerant man, would leave him in the dust would suggest that there are worse things behind the scenes than what the public was shown.

So go back to the little band room from which you came and just accept that internet strangers aren’t all that they are chalked up to be. Obviously I wish no ill will to the internet’s most unfunny cornflake and only upon you, the ill-infotmed fanboy.

Tldr: little bitchy bitch tried to bitch to me and ended up being bitched.