I swear to fucking christ if any of you ever say that the things in skyrim or things in this comic are a dragon ever again I am going to throw a goddamn fit, they are wyverns and shall be treated as such you absolute fuckwads, and don’t you think that you can even try to sneak it past me buddy because I know a wyvern when I see one, and that’s a wyvern right there. I don’t even know how you can get them confused dragons have FOUR LEGS wings, wyverns have TWO LEGS AND A PAIR OF BAT-LIKE WINGS/ARMS. You fucking fools you absolute cretins I know you’re too simple minded to understand the importance between the majesty of a true dragon and a filthy disgusting wyvern but I guess that’s the difference between you and I. “B-but they’re both big lizards that breathe fire” you say with a shaking hand and quivering lip. FOOL DRAGONS ARE MORE THAN JUST SIMPLE LIZARDS, they are the absolute PINNACLE of elegance, grace, power, and intelligence as they are some of the most cunning and magical beasts in mythology from all around the world. You fool, you ever say anything about wyverns around me ever again because dragons are the only true animal that I would legitimately have sex with, and it wouldn’t even be bestiality because they’re smarter than humans are in most cases (but certainly not smarter than I am) and you would have to probably settle for a disgusting filthy pseudo-dragon wyvern that doesn’t even approach the true beauty of TRUE REAL DRAGONS. In conclusion, you’re all a bunch of buffoons who can’t tell the difference between a filthy wyvern and a majestic dragon.