Eshaay bahh me and the adlays decided to go rack up some shit from Kmart right lad and this fuckin security guard is looking at us as we shoving like 10 bottles of coke and sprite and fkn chocolate down our pants lad and suddenly he starts approachin uz so we go hop on the fuckin display scooterz and ride dem lads out the store brah as we shovin all these eshay stickers on our brand new scooters that we racked from kmart lad so like 20 minutes later lad we reach the traino and like fkn hell so we go tag up the trains and shit and ask this bloke for a ciggy and he disagrees so we roll the cunt and all this is happening as we’re blasting the sickest cunt kerser at full volume lad pissing off all the karens brah and eventually decide to go to hjs because were sick cxnts and tryna rack up some frozies however theres this cunt outzide wearin ths freshest pair of ntays so we have to roll the cunt lad so me and the adlays roll the cunt foreverything hes got lad and now we have a brand new pair of rolled ntays lad to return to the footlocker for sum money lad and yeah thats that we continue on wit our day rollinh cunts lad

Fkn oath lad