Now, you seem like an intelligent man, a man that knows a thing or two about political theory.

I was wondering, could I ask you a question that’s been bugging the heck out of me? See, I hate the middle class. I loathe, despise and am disgusted by the middle class and all their pretentions and decency.

Well, the problem is I’m deathly afraid that makes me a communist. You think that makes me a communist?

Workers of the world: unite.