Traps aren’t gay and I can prove it mathematically. If we create a spectrum with gay being at -1 and straight being 1, we can put traps in the middle at a value of 0. Because 0 has no value, we can say traps have no sexuality, making them not straight nor gay but asexual.

Corollary 1: Because a negative times a negative is a positive, gay sex is completely straight.

Corollary 2: Traps are a form of STD. If traps have a straight-gay value of 0, anyone who fucks a trap becomes a trap because anything times 0 is 0.

In conclusion, traps are a disease and need to be purged.